Three men walk into a home improvement store, each on a mission to buy the perfect toilet.

The first guy steps up to the salesman and says,
“I’ve got this rustic log cabin out in the woods. I need something that blends with the environment — natural, earthy.”

The salesman nods. “Say no more.”
He shows him a toilet made entirely of wood. The man buys it on the spot.

The second guy comes up and says,
“I live up in the Arctic. Literally. My house is an igloo. I want something that fits the vibe.”

The salesman doesn’t blink. “We’ve got just the thing.”
He leads him to a toilet sculpted entirely out of ice.
“It’s our Northern Exposure model,” he says proudly. The man buys it immediately.

The third guy walks up. “I work at the National History of Canada Museum. I want the nicest, most Canadian toilet you’ve got. Something that screams patriotism.”

The salesman’s eyes light up. “You’re going to love this one.”
He unveils a high-tech toilet that sings ‘O Canada’ and has a huge Canadian flag printed on the tank.
“It’s a musical throne for true patriots,” he says. The man’s sold.

Well, the next day, all three men come back — and they don’t look happy.

The first guy says,
“That wooden toilet is a disaster. Every time I sit down, I get splinters in places I don’t even want to talk about!”

The second guy chimes in,
“You think that’s bad? I sat on my ice toilet and froze my rear end solid! Took me an hour with a hairdryer just to peel myself off the seat!”

Then the third guy steps forward and sighs,
“You wanna talk inconvenient? Every time I try to use my toilet, I sit down and it immediately starts playing ‘O Canada.’
And you can’t stay seated for the national anthem… So I have to stand back up. I haven’t gone to the bathroom in two days!”