A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a… Read more
In some religions, you talk to the priest when you do something wrong. Depending upon what you did and how many times you did it, they may tell you to… Read more
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells,… Read more
A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight. Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, “Breast fed. ”… Read more
Three High school girls go to the same bathroom every 4th period and each time they gossip and spill tea, and do their makeup, and each time before they leave… Read more
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to… Read more
A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and… Read more
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV. She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the salesman and says… Read more
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the… Read more
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on… Read more