An Italian woman told her wealthy, married lover she was pregnant. To keep the affair secret, he paid her to move to Italy and raise the child quietly, promising child… Read more
Three men walk into a home improvement store, each on a mission to buy the perfect toilet. The first guy steps up to the salesman and says, “I’ve got this… Read more
An elderly lady walks up to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with just two drops of water. As the bartender hands her the drink, she… Read more
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into… Read more
The bartender raises an eyebrow. “Rough day?” “You could say that,” the man sighs. “I just found out my dad is gay.” The next day, the same man returns, looking… Read more
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him. Curious about his life, she asked if he had ever had sex. Tarzan replied, “Tarzan not… Read more
The dog could tell he had a home and was well cared for from his collar and well-fed belly.The dog calmly approached the man, who patted him on the head.… Read more
Johnny asked his mom about the hair on her belly, and she called it a “bush.” He asked his dad about something he noticed, and his dad called it a… Read more
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why… Read more
An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, “Doctor, I’m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me, since they’re always silent and odorless. Matter of… Read more