John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub… Read more
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said… Read more
It was this little girl’s first day at a new schoolIt was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.… Read more
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says. Without using numbers,… Read more
On a quiet Sunday, Bert and Edna, married 55 years, sit on their porch sipping lukewarm tea, watching squirrels fight over a Cheeto. Edna suggests they finally tackle their bucket… Read more