A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on… Read more

Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work.”… Read more

This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned. The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that… Read more

A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station. A man approached him and asked. “Sonny, can you tell me… Read more

a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns on his lights and… Read more

As they were undressing for b3d, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said:. Here, put these on.” She put them on and the… Read more

A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for… Read more

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today during school… Read more

Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but… Read more