Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep… Read more

Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok. (climbs the flagpole) Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom:… Read more

At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and it is very easy to earn money from them by saying, “I know… Read more

An elderly woman was walking her dog in the evening. A young man approached her, took her purse, and ran away. A couple across the street hurried over to check… Read more

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20… Read more

The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary Every other word was profanity; those that weren’t profanity were, to say the least, rude. Alice tried… Read more

During a family visit, Grandma and Grandpa stayed overnight at their son’s house. While there, Grandpa stumbled upon a bottle of “V pills” in the medicine cabinet. Curious and playful,… Read more

In life, few experiences are as unforgettable as those times when everything hilariously goes awry. Whether it’s a botched first impression or a family blunder that leads to uncontrollable laughter,… Read more

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.” Brunette:… Read more