A husband asks his wife: “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds: “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back: “Will you marry after I die?” The… Read more

Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow… Read more

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am… Read more

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure… Read more

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.”… Read more

One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a… Read more

A little boy walks into his parent’s room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried… Read more

Husband’s Surprise A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about… Read more

A Boy Catches His Mother Having An Affair. You won’t Believe What Happens Next. A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her… Read more