A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? “We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, tried… Read more

The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the… Read more

One morning, a husband returns home after spending hours fishing and decides to take a nap. Meanwhile, his wife, unfamiliar with the lake, decides to take the boat out for… Read more

A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up to his wife.… Read more

My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked, and walks into the bedroom. She said to me, “Babe, shut the curtains. I don’t want the neighbours… Read more

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against… Read more

One evening, a man was relaxing at home, watching TV and snacking on peanuts. He had a habit of tossing them in the air and catching them in his mouth.… Read more

The bride kissed her father on the cheek and discreetly placed something in his hand. Curiosity rippled through the room as everyone wondered what the bride had just given her… Read more

A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was smart, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running—there was just one problem: she didn’t know… Read more