A farmer was sitting at the local bar, nursing a drink and looking glum. A curious man walked in, saw him, and asked, “Why are you sitting here drinking on… Read more

Took the family out to eat at Applebee’s. The parking lot was packed, but I spotted a guy heading to his car, so I waited about 10 minutes for him… Read more

A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for… Read more

An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. With a deep breath, he began speaking: “Bill, you get the Beverly Hills houses.… Read more

A man watched his wife preparing dinner, and noticed something unusual. Before she fried the sausages, she always cut off both ends and tossed them away, only cooking the middle.… Read more

A Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn’t perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer’s office, looking panicked. Man:… Read more

Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep… Read more

Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok. (climbs the flagpole) Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom:… Read more

At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and it is very easy to earn money from them by saying, “I know… Read more