The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one. The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find… Read more

92-Yr-Old’s Epic Response To A Teenager’s Wild Hair Will Leave You In Stitches Get ready for some classic grandad humor! Okay, here’s how the story goes: I’m not sure if… Read more

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except… Read more

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the… Read more

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of… Read more

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little Johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on… Read more

The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus: 💰 $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any… Read more

A tourist was on a beach in Florida, but afraid to go into the water. Spotting an old man standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any alligators… Read more

An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor. The doctor said, “You should start writing things down to help you remember.” Later that night,… Read more