A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20… Read more

The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary Every other word was profanity; those that weren’t profanity were, to say the least, rude. Alice tried… Read more

During a family visit, Grandma and Grandpa stayed overnight at their son’s house. While there, Grandpa stumbled upon a bottle of “V pills” in the medicine cabinet. Curious and playful,… Read more

In life, few experiences are as unforgettable as those times when everything hilariously goes awry. Whether it’s a botched first impression or a family blunder that leads to uncontrollable laughter,… Read more

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.” Brunette:… Read more

A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. “That will be $6.35,” he told… Read more

A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a… Read more

In some religions, you talk to the priest when you do something wrong. Depending upon what you did and how many times you did it, they may tell you to… Read more

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells,… Read more