Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a Christmas party at their country club. “My dear,” said Melinda, “Are those real pearls?”… Read more

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.After looking the man over the policeman says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice… Read more

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be… Read more

In a small coastal village, a fisherman was strolling up the dock, proudly carrying two large, lively lobsters — one in each hand. The only problem? Lobster season had ended… Read more

1. The Retirement Revelation After decades of diligent saving, Harold finally retired, envisioning a life of leisure and travel. However, he found himself busier than ever, managing his investments and… Read more

In a whimsical turn of events, a man arrives home to discover his wife packing for Las Vegas, divulging that she can earn $500 for tasks she typically does for… Read more

An Italian woman told her wealthy, married lover she was pregnant. To keep the affair secret, he paid her to move to Italy and raise the child quietly, promising child… Read more

Three men walk into a home improvement store, each on a mission to buy the perfect toilet. The first guy steps up to the salesman and says, “I’ve got this… Read more

An elderly lady walks up to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with just two drops of water. As the bartender hands her the drink, she… Read more