The bartender raises an eyebrow. “Rough day?” “You could say that,” the man sighs. “I just found out my dad is gay.” The next day, the same man returns, looking… Read more

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him. Curious about his life, she asked if he had ever had sex. Tarzan replied, “Tarzan not… Read more

The dog could tell he had a home and was well cared for from his collar and well-fed belly.The dog calmly approached the man, who patted him on the head.… Read more

Johnny asked his mom about the hair on her belly, and she called it a “bush.” He asked his dad about something he noticed, and his dad called it a… Read more

A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why… Read more

An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, “Doctor, I’m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me, since they’re always silent and odorless. Matter of… Read more

Jenny had married Roger, a man much older than her. Concerned about his health, she decided they should have separate bedrooms after the wedding to ensure he didn’t over-exert himself.… Read more

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs… Read more

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? “We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, tried… Read more