Salesman: “Hey there, buddy. Is your dad around?”

Johnny: “He’s busy in the bathroom.”

Video: Little Johnny and the salesman

Salesman: “How about your mom?

Johnny: “Nope, she’s in there with him.”

Salesman: “Oh… any idea when they’ll be done?”

Johnny: “Not anytime soon. My dad asked me to hand him the Vaseline, but I accidentally gave him the super glue.”

Is she available?”