The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus:

💰 $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on their body! 💰

First officer steps up and says, “Measure me from the top of my head to my toes.”

Result? 6 feet = $72,000. Not bad!

The second officer gets clever. “Measure from my fingertips to my toes!”

Boom! 8 feet = $96,000. Even better!

Then comes a grizzled old Chief. When asked where he wants to be measured, he smirks and says:

“From the tip of my weenie… to my testicles.” 😳

The pension officer tries to talk him out of it, but the Chief insists.

A medical officer arrives to take the measurement. The Chief drops his pants, and the doc starts measuring…

Then suddenly stops and says, “Uh… Chief… where are your testicles?” 😨

The Chief calmly replies…